This is Not the Maserati You’re looking For
Authorities say a man accused of stealing a Maserati and driving it to a movie theater in Georgia has been arrested.
The Clayton County Sheriff’s Office told news outlets that 41-year-old Keithrick Williams is accused of stealing the vehicle, then simply driving to an AMC multiplex theater in Morrow, GA, and parking it while he casually sauntered in and watched a movie.
A Facebook post from the sheriff’s office says a deputy spotted the uncommon vehicle and radioed in for more deputies to join him in a stake-out. Needless to say, there aren’t too many Maseratis in Morrow.
Authorities say Williams emerged from the theater and got into the car, whereupon he was arrested and taken into custody.
Jail records show he was charged with theft by receiving stolen property and possessing a weapon during a crime. It’s unclear if Williams has a lawyer, but it’s very clear his Jedi mind tricks aren’t working.